All right, let's start this morning's homeroom.
Um, bra-casting clubbers, please offend the meeting after school.
Maybe she means, "Broadcasting Club members,
please attend the meeting after school."
That's it!
Charred people of the harvest festival,
please have Sherman prepare the needless dogs.
"People in charge of the school festival, please pick up
the necessary documents at the Student Council room"?
You got it!
But that's totally different!
Oops, Onee-san made a mistake!
Way too many mistakes!
Episode 45: Whispering Onee-san's Instruct-son
So I wanna somehow help Onee-san-sensei stop screwing up so much.
Hey, Bossun. I had a really scary dream last night.
I have a good idea.
The Psst-Psst Earphone?
With this, we could tell Onee-san-sensei what to say.
I get it! If she just repeats what she's being told,
there's no way she'll mess it up!
The club room door suddenly slid open...
Whatever! I hate hearing about people's dreams.
They're frickin' boring.
Mine's interesting!
A monster came in and was like, "Hello."
So I go, "Gyaaa!"
Huh. How engrossing.
Hello.
I-I spilled my ink!
You want us to help you with another omiai?
Note: omiai = a meeting with a prospective marriage partner
Yes. Please.
I am not confident that I could do it well on my own.
Sensei, you're an adult.
If you'd only relax, you'd be fine going it alone. Okay?
Please help me!
There he goes!
Just calm down!
Why don't we use this?
With this thing, you type the words directly into your keyboard
and they'll be converted into spoken words, right?
So you're gonna be giving him directions?
No. I've got something important to do on the day of the omiai,
so I can't participate.
Something to do?
I bet it's just some otaku event!
Heh-heh-heh. Jealous?
No, I'm not jealous!
The requests we get are more important! Cancel your plan!
Momoka
Fired Up OK
Actually, I'm putting in an appearance
at the launch event for Momoka's new single, "Fired Up OK"! Heck yeah!
Lucky! But that's not fair, just you going!
Why don't you ever tell us about these things?!
I wanna go, too!
Come on, let's go there!
Let's go together!
Gloom
Wait, wait, wait...
J-son-sensei has a fragile heart.
Watch what you say around him.
Sorry...
I'll lend you my spare laptop, so you two can handle this.
Typing on the keyboard is a pain in the ass.
Wait a second.
I hunt and peck on a keyboard, but...
It's all right. No problem.
I'll set it up so that texts sent from your cell phone to the laptop
will automatically be transmitted to the earpiece.
Both of you type in messages,
Bossun with the keyboard, Himeko with her cell phone.
Hmm... I still think it's gonna be a pain.
Gloom Gloom
Yeah, totally.
No, I mean...
Pain in the ass!
The Day of the Omiai
A Fancy Restaurant
Mataomi Ai
Son Junichi
He's scarier than in his photo...
Kura-chan here.
J-son-sensei's omiai photo is a miracle.
I used foundation to hide his moles and had him smile as much as possible.
Go for it, J-son-sensei!
Omiai, fight! Fight! Fight!
Thank you. This was Kura-chan!
A Nearby Family Restaurant
The woman's really scared...
We've gotta help him get the conversation started and liven up the mood.
All right. Let's start by testing it out.
"Sensei, if you can hear me, raise your right hand."
Sensei, if you can hear me, raise your right hand.
W-What is it?!
Crap! That scared her even more!
I'll test it out, too.
When I send a text from my cell phone to the laptop...
If you can hear me, raise your right hand.
Don't send the same instruction!
S-Sorry.
It's like he's doin' some weird ritual. Jesus...
I'm a high school wood shop teacher.
I'm a h-high teacher at the wood shop!
What?!
He can't even get that out!
This guy's nervous to the max!
She must have no idea what kind of job he has...
Um... Hobbies!
Son-san, do you have any hobbies?
H-Hobbies?
There we go! Let's give him a cool hobby!
How about golf?
Yeah, that's good! Um, "g-o-l..."
I love chopping up wood!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
That is, no one loves chopping things up more than me!
No, no! Stop! Stop!
He's gonna ruin it!
Actually, I thought I would show you what I do, so I brought materials.
He's going off the tracks!
I am going to cut this!
I will cut it in two with one swipe.
Nooo!
No! No! No! No! No!
Five minutes in and he's out of control!
Who brings a chainsaw to an omiai?!
"Don't just do whatever you want! I'll tell you what to do."
Don't just do whatever you want! I'll tell you what to do.
Excuse me. I'm going to the powder room...
Don't just do whatever you want!
Why?!
I'll tell you what to do!
O-Okay!
He's mixing up his lines and our directions...
This guy's an idiot!
He's hopeless!
S-So I can't get out of my seat without permission, right?
Well then, um... W-What's your favorite food, or...?
Favorite food, she says!
O-Okay! Here's our chance to make him look cute!
U-Um... What do you like?
Donuts.
Donask!
I'm sorry for asking a strange question!
Oh, for Peat's sake! This just keeps getting worse!
Let's have him ask her a question! Like about cooking or something!
That's good!
How's about I cook for you?
How about I cook you?!
Nooooo!
Noooo!
And why'd you send it to him in Kansai dialect?!
Sorry! I'll change the subject!
"What do you like to drink?"
Y-You must be teasing me!
Right? I mean, you're going to cook and eat me?
What do you like to drink?
That's Sprite!
It's hopeless, no matter what we do!
Sensei, calm down! Or you're gonna screw this up.
I'm sorry.
I made an embarrassment of myself.
I-It's okay...
I'm... no good at this.
When I get nervous, even I don't know what I am saying.
But it was terribly rude of me.
I must have made you very uncomfortable.
No, never mind that.
I'm the one who should apologize.
I get nervous too easily.
It looks like they're getting a fresh start.
Yeah.
J-son-sensei?
That's the signal to call off the operation.
I think Sensei has decided to do this by himself.
Yeah. That's for the best.
Just take your time and use your own words, Sensei.
Would you go out with me?!
Th-This is kind of sudden...
He's rushing things!
A message came in to the laptop...
Fired Up OK, right? Got it.
It's from Otakura!
Wait a second. Isn't this mail gonna be transmitted, too?
Um, we've only just met...
About dating, I think it's too soon to, um...
Fired up okay, right? Got it.
Fired up okay, right?
That's not what I said!
Got it.
Got what?!
Another mail!
It's from Yuuki-san.
Oh, no!
I curse you!
Pat
So it didn't go well.
The omiai was a failure...
In part because you sent that mail.
"I curse you" is my style of greeting people.
Some greeting!
J-son-sensei is so unique. I wonder why people aren't attracted to that...
I dunno...
It's too bad...
It really is.
Anyway, what should we do about Onee-san?
Bossun, look.
Let's begin this morning's homeroom...
Are there any questions... about any of these matters?
J-son-sensei vs. Yuuki Reiko: J-son Was Crying!
Coming soon!
Sket Dance!
Class representatives should report to the main conference room after school.
A cold is going around.
Along with washing your hands, please be sure to gargle.
That's all for this morning's announcements.
Do you have any questions?
If not, then that concludes this morning's homeroom.
It's a miracle!
Th-Thank you, everyone!
You were fantastic, Onee-san!
Thank you, Chuuma-sensei.
Onee-san appreciates you letting her train by taking care of your homeroom class.
There's no need to thank me.
This is the result of your own efforts.
Whoo-hoo! Chuu-san's actin' all cool!
Shut your mouth, dung beetle.
Dung beetle? I'm a bug now?
But listen. All we can say is she got through it once without messing up.
It's not like Onee-san's blundering has been cured.
And so, I'll be leaving homeroom duties to Onee-san from tomorrow on as well.
You just wanna take it easy!
After school.
Droopy-droopy-droopy-droopy...
Everyone's arms are droopy!
Droopy! Droopy-droopy-droopy...
What are you, kindergarteners?
And what are you doing hanging out here?
You've got a club room, don't you?!
Var-4! Right now, we're fumigating the club room with Var-4.
Don't be such a tight-ass!
Shut up, insect!
Insect? So I am an insect?
We'll leave immediately if we're in your way.
Um... Would you like some?
No, it's fine. You can stay if you want.
So I heard Nakatani-san in class A has a boyfriend!
Huh. Like I care...
Hey, do you have a boyfriend, Onee-san?
What?!
Did you get the manju stuck in your throat?!
Hot-hot-hot-hot!
There wasn't anything in there.
Onee-san, you really are a klutz!
But what were you so shaken up about?
Well, actually, a friend introduced me to a man lately...
He's been emailing and calling me every day since.
And he's really nice...
Uh-huh. And so?
So...
Uh-huh?
Tomorrow...
Tomorrow?
We're going on a dead.
A dead?!
Not "dead", "date", right?!
What, are you gonna die?!
Hey, you don't need to wash them with soap.
Oh, it's the least Onee-san can do for letting us use your room.
But if you use too much pressure...
See?! You broke it!
You really are a klutz!
S-Sorry! Let's see...
Um... Um...
Onee-san will clean up these chemicals, okay?
No, no, no, no! You've done enough!
Those chemicals are really dangerous!
Gloom
Er, I guess you could straighten the stuff on that shelf...
Sure!
I feel bad for having you help out like this...
...you know?
Oh, this is something!
She means, "This is nothing", maybe?
Onee-san is happy to be a servant.
"Happy to be of service"?
Who makes mistakes like that?!
Onee-san loves how this science preparation room
has so many interesting things in it.
And you've made a lot of crazy things yourself, right, Chuuma-sensei?
Like that youth serum...
Although it's not like I've created anything of use to anyone.
That's not true! Onee-san is sure that if you use your talent
when it's needed, you...
I get it, I get it. Just get on with what you're doing.
Sure...
Chuuma-sensei... You're single, aren't you?
Aren't you going to get married?
Why?
Oh! No reason!
Just making small talk...
Marriage, huh?
That stuff's a pain.
Anyway, you'd better focus on yourself before worrying about other people.
That reminds me, you said something about going on a date
with some handsome guy?
What do you think, Chuuma-sensei?
About my... date?
What do I know?!
What's the point of even asking me about it?!
You're not a child.
But good for you.
You think he's a nice guy, right?
If you feel something for him, be honest with yourself.
Anyway, you should give it a shot.
I've got a date tomorrow, too.
With a young lady.
She pretty much pushed me into it.
Ah, well...
Good luck with yours, anyway.
Right.
Onee-chan is going to have a good time!
After all, he's handsome, tall, and very kind!
Even though we've just met, he gave me a pretty skeleton.
Skirt, you mean?
And his name, "Tobishima Shou", is cool, too, don't you think?
It's much better than Chuuma Tetsuji!
Excuse me!
What do I have to do with it?!
Yeesh...
Tobishima
Tobishima?
The Day of the Date
Tobishima-san!
Onee-san is sorry she's late...
Don't worry about it!
Hey, look over there.
Wow!
Awesome lookout point, isn't it?
I come here once in a while.
It really is a beautiful view...
Whoa!
Sorry! Did your bag get wet?
It's fine.
But you're as butterfingered as I heard.
Did you get wet?
Just a little on my skate...
That's a skirt.
Sorry, Tobishima-san. Spilling on the present you gave me...
Don't worry about it. I'm just happy you're wearing it.
Again?! You really are a klutz!
Hmph!
What's that expression for?
Oh, n-nothing...
What the hell are you doing?!
Are you all right?!
Yeah, sorry 'bout that. I tripped over your bag here.
Huh? What the heck?!
There's something suspicious in this bag!
I-Is this a video camera?!
Don't tell me this guy was filming upskirt shots?!
U-Upskirt...?
No! He's got it wrong!
Kid! You don't know what the hell you're talking about!
Well, after all, the lens is facing up and the recording light is on.
Aside from that, the bag's just been sitting under this woman's skirt.
No, really, this isn't what it looks like!
That's enough, you little shit!
Now come with me! I'm gonna turn you in to the police!
The police?
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Why don't we show them the video you shot?
Let's go, Misora-san!
This is absolutely ridiculous!
Wait a second!
What?
Listen...
You shouldn't be so quick to suspect people.
That's some advice from Onee-san.
This isn't working...
I thought I'd be able to get through this without revealing myself...
But you leave me no choice.
Huh? That bottle...
Re-re-re...
Reverse!
Y-Y-You!
Chuuma-san!
Ooh, impressive. I changed back without any problem.
Just a second ago, you were a middle school student!
I took some youth serum.
Youth serum?!
It's been a long time, Tobishima.
Since you caused trouble at my previous school?
When I heard the name "Tobishima", I thought it might be you.
And sure enough, here you are.
Scene of the Crime
You're even using the same old spot.
Get in good with a woman who's your type and film up her skirt.
I can't believe you're still doing this shit!
I'm not in the business of questioning people's proclivities,
but this woman is the important co-teacher of my class.
If you mess with her, I'll make you swallow sodium monofluoroacetate!
I'm sorry!
Um-um-um-um...
All right, all right...
There you are! Hey!
Hi. Were you able to get here on your own?
Don't make fun of me!
Is that where we're gonna have our date?
It's beautiful!
Chuuma-sensei, who is this girl?
Oh, this is my precious little lady.
Suzu, my only daughter.
Huh?
I didn't tell you? I'm divorced.
So that's why. Marrying again would be like reopening a can of worms.
I wouldn't even think about it unless Suzu really likes the person.
Likes the person?
Hey, put out your hand!
You can have these.
Th-Thank you.
You're Remi-onee-san from "Together With Mommy?", right?
Suzu loves this person!
Droopy-droopy-droopy-droopy...
Everyone's arms are droopy!
Droopy! Droopy-droopy-droopy...
Bossun, we're not gonna do anything for the festival?
Nah, too much work.
What are you people hanging around here for again?
Var-5. Today, we're fumigating the place with Var-5.
Great, we've upgraded... How about we use Var-6 tomorrow?
Pipe down, stupid insect.
Tell me, why am I a bug?!
'Cause I bug you?
Um, Chuuma-sensei, would you like one?
Hmm...
It's good.
Thank you!
2011 Kaimei Festival
Film Club
Huh. The Film Society is having a movie screening...
Yeah. One of our alums wants to screen an old movie he made, but...
Think you can fix the video deck?
Impossible.
Um, look...
It's not a VCR, but we've got a video camera at our house.
You can hook it up to the TV and show the movie that way.
If you wouldn't mind doing that...
N-No, that'd be great!
Your family is weird.
You guys are like hoarders...
Oh, shut up!
We've just got some stuff from a long time ago, that's all.
From a looong time ago.
Am I on?
Yay! Yay!
Okay...
I'm home!
I'm beat...
W-Welcome back.
What's with the face?
No reason...
Hey, what do you want for a present, Bro?
Huh?
Well, your birthday's next week, isn't it?
Oh...
Let's see...
Next time: Episode 46: Happy Birthday, Part One